SPIRAL ARMY
rules

 

 

one:
profanity is allowed. if you have a problem with it, feel free to send a whisper to the guild leader of an officer and mention it, then type /gquit. if you don't feel comfortable mentioning it to one of the officers or the guild leader you may just type /gquit.

two:
if you use retardhand and are demoted to the rank retard, please do not get too angry. speak with an officer or the guildmaster if you think you were put at this rank unfairly.

three:
if you are at silentfag or loserwtabard ranks and you think you talk a lot, it may be that you're just too busy at times officers or the guild leader is on. please discuss this with an officer or the guild leader to have this taken care of.

four:
if anyone tells you that you don't participate enough and threatens to kick you or demote you based on not being in parties, donating to people's professions or anything else, please send a message to ponderance directly via mail. this guild is based on fun and learning. there are no requirements such as levels per week, donations of money or wool or any other item and so on. the only requirement is participation from time to time in bullshitting and hopefully giving any typed help or hints you can to people who are asking for it. this does not include OMG tell me where this is because i'm too lazy to look it up myself. we try to weed those people out.

five:
do not consistantly ask guildmates for help, items and or money. if you can't do simple things on your own please do not be surprised if you're removed from guild. we're here to have fun, not lead you through the game by your hand. nobody should be expected to play someone else's game for them.

six:
cuss your fucking asses off, by all means. all i ask is that guild chat is not flooded with totally pointless profanity simply for the sake of typing it. if you die and need to vent for a few minutes on how fucking fucked the situation you just fucking got assraped in was, go for it. but dont sit there and fuck you fuck me fuck the duck in the butthole with a screwdriver bent your sister over the desk and fucked her in the ass with the bible fuck your dog in the ass with your gerbil's fuck, etc. come on. it's funny here and there, to enough of us, but constantly going on and on, shut the fuck up.

seven:
if you have cool ideas let the guild master or officers know. you could start changes.